Ashton and Demi Dress Up as Giant Boobs (insert your own joke here)

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent Halloween at the night club Bordeaux, dressed up as a pair of giant boobs. It’s almost as if the two of them together aren’t even newsworthy any more, so they got together and decided to do something “edgy” and “funny” to get the photographer’s attention. Next thing you know, they’re on a celebrity gossip blog like this one and their fame is extended for another few minutes.

Ugh. I can’t believe I feel into their trap. The last time I posted about these two was in May!