I <3 Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper took a break from filming The A Team in Canada to pose for these pictures and star in my dreams. Seriously, how hot is he? I’ll tell you how hot he is: Bradley Cooper is sooo hot, I sat through the entire showing of He’s Just Not That Into You. I mean, I didn’t even get up to go to the bathroom. If that’s not devotion, I don’t know what is.

Also, is it a coincidence that Renee Zellweger is nowhere to be seen in these photos? I THINK NOT! I can tell from the pictures that he’s totally reaching out, hoping to get a date with me. Sorry, Brad. I’m taken. However, if I ever get a divorce, you’ll be the first guy I call. That’s a promise you can bank, because I mean it. I think you’re dreamy, it’s just not a good time for me right now. It’s not you, it’s me.