Jessica Biel and Eric Dane Film Valentine’s Day

Apparently, Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Garner aren’t the only famous people acting  in that new Valentine’s Day movie we’ve been telling you about. Jessica Biel and Eric Dane are also involved in the project, and I can’t decide if that makes me more or less inclined to see it. At least the wardrobe people are stepping their game up — that getup Jessica’s wearing is a vast improvement from the stuff they’ve been making the actors wear (see above links for evidence. No joke, the outfits have been pretty bad).

Ever since I saw Eric’s wang in that non-sex dirty home video that hit the Internet, I’ve been a little obsessed with him. McDreamy who?! Eric is one of the hottest (older) guys I’ve ever seen. Strike that, he’s the hottest. The fact that I’ve seen him totally naked increases his hot factor by at least 50%. Rebecca Gayheart is one lucky lady.