MavrixOnline Exclusive: Britney Spears!

Who dresses Britney Spears for her live performances, Helen Keller? Don’t get me wrong, her body is back to being ridiculous — no complaints there. But what’s with the control-top pantyhose hanging out of the top of her red spandex pants? Where’d the wardrobe people find those, anyway? Did Macho Man Randy Savage have a yard sale? Why didn’t anyone tell her that her fly was down?

The fact that she has all that working against her (don’t even get me started on the glasses!), and still manages to look uber hot, is a testament to how good looking Britney really is. Seriously, do you think Christina or Jessica or Miley could pull that off? I don’t think so.

Anyway, in case you were wondering, this shots are from her performance last night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. And because the Mavrix team is at least 70% cooler than everyone else, we were the only ones there taking pictures. Woo hoo, exclusives!