Melinda Messenger is Uber Hot

For those of you who are American and don’t know who Melinda Messenger is, please allow me to introduce you to her. While we have starlets like Pamela Anderson, the Brits have Melinda Messenger. Well, I guess we don’t really even have Pam, because technically she’s Canadian.

Okay, so the Canadians have Pamela Anderson, the Brits have Melinda Messenger and we have…uh, Paris Hilton? Damn, I think we got shafted on that one. We need a new blonde bombshell.