Bump Watch ’08: The Jen Garner Edition

In case you forgot, Jennifer Garner is pregnant. Judging by the look of her band aid baby bump, she’s really, really pregnant. I once heard that when you’re pregnant, strangers will come up to you and ask to touch your belly. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I do know that if that ever happened to me (which it won’t, because I plan on being a barren hag of a cat lady for the rest of my days) I’d get straight-up scrappy. Jennifer Garner strikes me as too nice of a person to do that, though.

In other baby news, Minnie Driver had her kid this week. I didn’t report on it when it first happened because only around 5 people know who Minnie Driver is any more. And no, we still don’t know who the baby daddy is.