What I Like About Amanda Bynes

In a word: everything. Amanda Bynes is one of those girls who is damn near perfect. She’s beautiful, talented, funny and absolutely not scandalous. Plus, her dog isn’t in a purse…it’s walking on the sidewalk like it should be. I hate it when people carry their dogs everywhere. I’m an animal lover (as evidenced by my 500 cats), but even I feel like there’s a special circle of hell for people who treat their pets like children.

Earlier today I went grocery shopping, and some chick was cruising down the produce aisle with a pug sitting in the cart where a kid is supposed to be. It even had a glittery pink shirt on. I’m pretty sure that’s against every health code ever written, but nobody said anything to her. One of the employees even came over to pet the mongrel!