Adrian Grenier is in South Beach!

Had I known that Adrian Grenier was going to be in South Beach this week, I would have scheduled my summer vacation around it. That way, I could sneak up behind him with a pair of scissors, jump on his back and tame the wild jungle that he’s trying to pass off as a hairdo! Men with widow’s peaks like that shouldn’t let their hair grow that long…it just makes them look like werewolves.

Still, Adrian’s a hot piece and I’ll love him forever. Apparently, he’s in Florida to unveil the new Entourage Bungalow at the new W Hotel. Apparently, the place is supposed to be pretty sweet.