Bobby Trendy Is…Well, He’s Bobby Trendy, Isn’t He?

Here’s a riddle for you: what’s shiny and sparkley and gay all over? Bobby Trendy!

I love this guy, because he’s a hot mess and he knows it. In fact, he embraces it. It wouldn’t surprise me if I found out that he only bathes in bottled Evian and brushes his teeth with a bedazzled diamond encrusted toothbrush. He’s like the male version of Shauna Sand, but not as classy. They even have the same lips!