Brittany Flickinger Really Might Be Paris Hilton’s BFF

Um, am I the only one who thought that the Paris Hilton: My New BFF show was a total publicity stunt scam? Because I thought that once the cameras stopped rolling, Paris would drop her new BFF like a pair of Ugg boots past their prime.

And yet, here she is hanging out with Paris Hilton again! Didn’t see this one coming, not at all. The two went to Deluxe, a popular club in Los Angeles, last night. Brittany looks hot. Paris would, too, if it weren’t for those god-awful nylons. Those are the kind that my Mormon grandmother wears to church, and they’re not attractive.