Happy Belated Birthday to Orlando Bloom

January 13th was Orlando Bloom’s 32nd birthday…I guess I was too busy swooning over Adrian Grenier to remember. Anyway, Orlando and his supermodel girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, went out in Los Angeles last night to continue the birthday celebration. That’s something I can totally get behind. My birthday usually lasts an entire week, but I usually only remember one or two days of it.

I know that Orlando was in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but does he really need to wear all black AND sport a modified trash-stashe? When guys do this (and I’m speaking directly to Sharon Stone’s boyfriend here), they either look like a waiter or like they’re a friend of Dorothy. It’s not a hot way to dress.