Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!

While Kate Beckinsale, Denise Richards and Nestor Carbonell were out doing some LAST minute shopping yesterday, I was drinking wine by the bottle and playing nice with the family. I even watched A Christmas Story, which is playing on repeat on TBS for the next 24 hours. I was just filled with the holiday spirit.

I was filled so much with the holiday spirit, in fact, that I imbibed a bit too much (read: once everyone left I downed all the leftover wine while watching The Sopranos on DVD). Now, I’m hungover like woah and I have to go to the family’s house. This time, there will be screaming kids opening presents.  I really should have thought through my cunning plan a little more.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all! In case you missed the Salvation Army bell ringers while doing your shopping, you can click here to donate.