If Paris Hilton’s Skirt Were Any Shorter…

It could double as a pair of crotchless panties. Not that I’m complaining — I’m sure a couple of the gentlemen who read this blog like that sort of look.

Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were at H.Wood Lounge last night, and the two must really like each other because they couldn’t wait until they got home to start making out. If my family saw pictures of me looking/acting like this, they’d send the Mormon missionaries after me. They did it (twice) when I was in college, and I’ve since learned to keep my scandalous behavior on the down low a little better.