Jessica Alba Loads Up

For the first time in recent memory, Jessica Alba isn’t annoying me in these photos. In fact, she’s doing the exact same thing I’d be doing if I were in her shoes: shopping her ass off. You better believe that if I had millions in the bank, I’d be buying out every store on Robertson.

Jess (may I call you that?) hit up Ben Sherman Ron Herman and Fred Segal. Maybe she was taking a cue from Paris Hilton and getting a white collarless shirt?! I can only hope so…I want that trend back so bad. I’m SO ready to go shopping for plaid skirts, platform shoes and knee-highs.