Madonna Leaves Letterman’s Studio

Madonna has a long history with David Letterman — if you ever want to laugh until your lungs fall out, YouTube some of the videos. They’re from back in the day (late 80s? Early 90s? I don’t feel like doing the research), and she cusses up a storm. She also talks about what a ginormous hobag she is — admitting she slept with half a basketball team at one point. That’s the kind of conversation I can get behind 100%!

This visit was significantly less eventful. She ate some pizza, rode a horse and that was about it. She also looked better than I’ve seen in years — significantly less Jigsaw-ish. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about.