Who Wears A Dress in the Ocean?!

Lil’ Kim, apparently. You’d think that if she was going to wear a dress on the beach, she’d at least pick out something a little more flattering. She even wore the thing jet skiing! That’s like wearing a skirt while horseback riding — no bueno. Still, this is probably the most modest I’ve ever seen Lil’ Kim dress. Props for that, I guess?

The whole “dress at the beach” thing reminded me of this little gem of a website. Go on, you know you want to order one in every color.