Avril Lavigne Looks Like a Vampire

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley went out last night after she spent two nights in a row with Brandon Davis, arguably one of the skeeziest celebutantes around.

Avril even managed to smile for the cameras, something she never really does. Looking at the picture of her grinning, I’m almost glad that she doesn’t, because it really creeps me the hell out.

Look at her incisors! Whoever did the casting for the Twilight movie really made a mistake by overlooking old Avril here. She’d be a perfect fit! They wouldn’t even need to spend money on makeup, she’s already pale and ghoulish looking enough to begin with. Deryck, too, for that matter.

Think they sleep in coffins?