Beyonce Has Too Many Bodyguards

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this, but I have an irrational dislike of Beyonce. I have no idea why, but I really can’t stand her. So, when I see her walking around Miami looking all high and mighty with a half dozen bodyguards, I instinctively jump into Beyonce bashing mode.

In reality, she’s probably a decent person. I think I remember hearing about her doing some charity work, which is commendable. But still, how self-important do you have to be to have so many bodyguards on you at one time? I’m pretty sure Britney rolls around town with only one or two, and let me tell you…Beyonce is no Brit Brit.