Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are Expecting Twins!

Shhh, do you hear that? It’s the sound of the baby army, coming to take over the world.

Today we found out that not only are Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller expecting twins, they’re expecting twin boys. What’s up with Hollywood and twins?! I don’t know anyone who has twins…then again, I don’t know anyone with kids in general. All of my friends are either gay or too selfish for kids and married life.

I kind of hope that the twins are identical. Identical kids simultaneously fascinate and freak me out. I can’t decide if it’d be really cool to have a set of twins, or really scary. Instead, I think I’d rather have another half dozen cats.

Regardless, congrats to the couple! We at MavrixOnline hope they have a healthy and happy pregnancy.