Denise Richards Has This Thing in the Bag

Last night, it was announced that Denise Richards is going to be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars. I don’t even know why they’re going to air the whole competition, because Denise has this thing in the bag. They should just call it Dancing with Denise Richards, because she’s the only reason I’m going to watch the show. She’s like the new Cloris Leachman, and I’m totally into it.

Judging by these pics of her at LAX earlier today, she knows she’s going to win. On a semi-related note, when is VH1 going to air an I Love Denise Richards series? It’s long overdue.