Halle Berry is House Hunting

The people of the Bay Area better get ready for a new neighbor: Halle Berry may be moving to town soon! She went house hunting in the San Fran area earlier this week, and today she checked in with her therapist. I totally get it — house hunting can be really stressful. I mean, the last apartment I had took me all of 2 days to find on Craigslist. Who can deal with that kind of stress? Not me. That’s why I wised up and moved in with somebody who already owned a home. I won’t have to move again for YEARS!

I know I’m going to get some pissy comments for this, but in these pictures Halle kind of looks like a drag queen version of herself. You know what I’m talking about. We’ve all seen guys who look just like her dancing on the tables of our favorite gay bars at 20 minutes to close. In fact, I’m 98% sure she took one of their belts. The only reason I can tell it’s the REAL Halle is the lack of glitter and the muted eyebrows. Any drag queen worth her weight in rhinestones would have them painted halfway to her forehead, but I can’t even see Halle’s.