Hey Mario Lopez—It’s Not Your Birthday Yet!

Mario Lopez was in Vegas the other night (specifically at The Bank nightclub), and he was presented with what has to be the tackiest birthday cake in the history of ever. First, his birthday isn’t until October 10th. They’re like, a week early with the celebration.

Second, there’s that thing on the top. Do you know what it is? It’s a picture of himself. A.C. Slater has hit a new low, which is really saying something! On the bright side, he does seems to be aging pretty well.