Oasis Attacker Charged With Assault

First of all, I’d like to start off by saying that I loves me some Oasis. The infatuation started back in middle school, and carried on right through to college. Even when their music got kind of crappy and weird, I stuck by the Gallagher brothers. You know, because they’re hot and stuff.

Because of this, I can totally understand why some rabid fan attacked them on stage. I’d tackle Noel too, if I ever got the chance. What I’d do after that is too raunchy for a work-friendly blog like this, so I’ll spare you the details. Moving on!

If you haven’t seen the video of Noel getting dry-humped by some prancing fairy (is it just me, or does he move like he’s wearing Moon Boots?), you can check it out here. Fast forward to 1:15 or so to see the action. I love how the brothers had to be held back from beating the dude down afterward. Regardless, he was charged with assault yesterday.