Quick, Somebody Pass Me My Eye Bleach!

What in the name of Botox hell is going on with Victoria Silvstedt’s face? She turned up at the Betsey Johnson fashion show looking like a sad clown. Also, while it may not be possible to be too rich or too thin, it’s definitely possible to have too much collagen. Put down the needle!

Still, for being 33 (according to Wiki, which never lies…right?) her body is looking toned and awesome. Also, from what I hear she has a really funny, quirky personality. I’m all for her having her own talk show.