Russell Brand is Surprisingly Hot

Okay, so the black mesh cardigan with the brown tank top probably wouldn’t have been my first choice of outfits, but besides that Russell Brand is kind of sexy. He needs to quit fighting his hotness and just embrace it. He doesn’t even have to cut his hair if he doesn’t want to! As long as he stops dressing like a homeless pirate, he’ll be making progress.

Speaking of pirates, the Mavrix photographer asked him about being nixed from the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but Russell didn’t have anything to say about it. It’s such a shame, too, because I’m overdue for an exclusive quote!

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