Suzanne Somers is Sexier Than I Am

Suzanne Somers is turning 62 next week, and she looks amazing. I’d be willing to bet my total net worth (read: a half bag of cat food, some pocket lint and half of a Dove dark chocolate candy bar) that she’s hiding the fountain of youth in one of her giant walk-in closets. It’s seriously the only explanation I can come up with. She didn’t write that Ageless book for nothing, damnit!

Suzanne here is actually one of my favorite women of all time. She’s a fantastic role model, and has taken her career from Three’s Company to CEO of a multi-million dollar organization. Plus, she beat breast cancer. She’s a total inspiration!