Tori Spelling and Family Spend Time at the Pumpkin Patch

Tori Spelling brought her family pumpkin shopping yesterday, and I have only one thing to say: she better keep an eye on her husband! I’ve got a hard-core thing for Dean McDermott, and if I ever get the chance to swipe him from Tori and drag his hunky self back to Pittsburgh with me, I’ll do it without thinking twice. He can be my concubine.