Bai Ling and Shauna Sand: Elegance Personified

Oh man. I don’t even know where to begin with these pictures of Shauna Sand and Bai Ling. When I first saw the thumbnails, I got really, really excited. Could it be that two of the most exquisite and admired women in America are friends?!

Then I came to my senses. Of course they’re not friends. If the two of them were ever together, surely Mother Nature would create some sort of vortex of awesome that would suck all of us into outer space. The only people left on earth would be Bai Ling, Shauna Sand and Cloris Leachman.

Once I came to that realization, I enlarged the thumbnails. I expected the dark haired person with Shauna to be somebody significantly less glamorous than Bai Ling…I was thinking someone along the lines of Elizabeth Taylor. Imagine my surprise when I saw that it actually was Bai Ling! I’m still trying to figure out how it’s possible that the two of them were able to be in the same place at the same time. My current working theory is that Cloris Leachman was on the exact opposite side of the earth at that point in time, balancing things out.