J.K. Simmons is Injured and Won’t Say Why

J.K. Simmons, the guy from Oz, The Closer and Spiderman was out shopping in Los Angeles with his family yesterday. Quick question: why is it that old people think that they can get away with dressing like a slow child? Dude is dressed up like a Dodger, and the look isn’t working for him. He also had his arm in a sling, but wouldn’t say why.

And please, please…somebody tell me those are keys in his pocket, and he’s not just happy to see the cameraman.