Mickey Rourke Needs to Get His Hand Out of His Pants

Seriously, who walks down the red carpet with a hand down their pants? I honestly can’t believe what I’m looking at. Did nobody tell him to stop? Other than that, Mickey Rourke is looking like the type of guy I wouldn’t mind making out with. Don’t get me wrong, I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it afterward, but I’d still do it. It must be the red jacket.

Somebody also needs to tell Evan Rachel Wood to stop trying to out-diva Dita Von Teese. It’s not happening, though I almost fell for it for a second.