Paris Gets Pampered

Paris Hilton spent some time at a salon on Melrose yesterday, and she left looking like one of the people you see outside of a pay-as-you-go cell phone and discount weave store in Detroit. DETROIT! What’s with the dark clothes and hoodie? She looks like a ghetto version of Morticia Addams, and I’m not feeling it.

However, she was sporting some bright pink nails — the only bit of color in her entire outfit. I give Paris a hard time, but I genuinely like her (most of the time, at least). Bring back the color, honey!