SURPRISE! Shauna Sand Designs Her Own Shoes

Shauna Sand has taken to designing her own shoes…and I’ll give you three guesses what they look like (though I bet you’ll only need one). No, she’s not designing patent leather Mary Janes.

These lucite dream slippers are called “Chandelier Shoes”, on account of the dangle-ey crystals. Yes, they do make noise when you walk (I’m guessing so the people on the street can hear you coming?).

She also has a new man in her life. It’s about friggin’ time! I was starting to worry she’d never find true love again! She joked (?) around with our photogs, saying that the two just got married that morning. I’m just happy she’s not with that Roman dude any more.