Tila Tequila Had A Horrible Night

Okay, so here’s the deal: Tila Tequila has a stalker (I know, I know), and whoever it was broke into her house last night, tore the place off, took her dog and hid it in the trunk of her car and then hacked her Twitter account to say that s/he killed her!

Whoever it was posted the following on her Twitter page at around 2am this morning:

“I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Of course, like any rational person, her reaction was to Twitter some stuff of her own (hopefully after she called the police). Here’s what she had to say, and when she said it (this stuff has all been locked now. My investigative skills are mad crazy, yo! Or, you know, I’m just up in Radar’s business):

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”
“Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”
“Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”
“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”
“They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.”
“Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”
Around 4:30, Tequila understandably called it a night: “Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite.”