Whitney Port on Robertson Blvd.

Whitney Port was shopping on Robertson yesterday, and one of the photographers taking her picture ate asphalt as he was walking. I really hope that there’s video of this somewhere — it’s a sure AFV winner (it’s gotta be better than another video of a dad getting hit in the cojones with a whiffle ball bat). That’s like, $10k in the bank! You know, not that I watch that show or anything.